Thursday, 21 July 2011

Duke Of Cambridge Assaulted By Dancing Master

With the disproportionate attention devoted to the red top press in the news, despite famine and financial crisis, I thought I might indulge in my breakfast pastime of inventing headlines for historic events.

The Duke of Cambridge in this instance is not William Windsor but Prince George Duke of Cambridge (1819-1904), grandson of George III. His Uncle, William IV, and his consort Queen Adelaide made the Royal Pavilion at Brighton an autumn and winter residence and inherited Madame Michau as Mistress of Ceremonies.

Prince George, Duke of Cambridge
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During the occupation of the Royal abode by "William and Adelaide,—when it received the name of The Palace,—it was a continued scene of regal festivities, juvenile parties being very frequent. The present Duke, then Prince George of Cambridge, was a great favourite with Their Majesties, who specially humoured his fancies and frolics. Royalty, however, is very tenacious of its dignity; whereof the following is a proof: Upon occasions when the youthful aristocracy were invited to the Palace, it was invariably usual for the arrangements of the evening to be under the immediate superintendence of the celebrated maitresse de dause, Madame Michau, who, not unfrequently, was assisted in her duties by her son, now well-known as Mons. James Michau, and the arrangement graciously received the Royal sanction. With the Prince and his youthful associates the son of the dancing mistress was considered fair game for their sporting humour; they therefore resorted to practical joking upon him, well-knowing that difference in position forbad his making a retort. But it happened upon one occasion that either the Prince exceeded his usual indignities, or that young Michau was not in a philosophic placid temper, as he offered a remonstrance, which excited a blow from His Royal Highness, resulting in a bout of fisticuffs, from which the Prince came off second best. The indignity, thus justly administered, was forthwith resented, the Royal communication, through Mr. Gee, Her Majesty's page, being that Madame Michau's services would not again be required. A retributive incident shortly after occurred that entirely put an end to the Palace youthful gatherings. Prince George, for a diversion, had purchased a mechanical mouse, and, having wound it up, he placed it upon the floor, when it chanced to travel in the direction of the Queen. Her Majesty had not observed the toy until it closely approached her, when, feeling a sudden alarm, she rose hurriedly, uttering an ejaculation of fear, a procedure so undignifying to her exalted position that she immediately retired, and no other juvenile party at the Palace ever after took place.

History of Brighthelmstone or Brighton as I view it and others knew it
John Ackerson Erredge
Brighton: E. Lewis 1862

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